dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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shego:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.


I wanna eat it

You might want to rethink that last one.
monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

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clannyfenton:

in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”

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hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours
920 days
two and a half years
halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.